What is your cheat code?

Sometimes getting through life is just waaaay too difficult. Wouldn't it be great if you could just enter in a string of commands to make things at least a little easier? Well let's see which one you would enjoy the most.





What web-service would you most like to take advantage of?

Foursquare or some other location check-in service...if only to see where my friends are...so maybe I'm a stalker...shuddup.
Google maps street view
Facebook and many of its applications
4Chan and its anonymity
College Humor
Mint
Flickr or another photo sharing site
Afterlyfe.me (a new website that archives your life in social media and takes over after you die)
None of these work for me, ya jerk!



What kind of game would you most like to play?

A life simulation
I dunno...I dig older games
A real time strategy game
First/Third person shooter
Platformer
Fighter



Pick a weapon:

Gun
Ice beam
Flame-Thrower
Swiss Army Knife
Gas Gun
Giant Magnet
Med Kit...is that a weapon?
A cunning disguise! haha!
Teleporter



Your goal is not terribly far from you. To get there, what do you do?

I take the unlikely shortcut even though that means I have to miss the powerups ahead of me.
I don't think of the consequences and run ahead. If something gets in the way I can always backtrack and start again.
Get someone else to do it for me. I'm tired.
Pull out my GPS. At least I know where I am going and what lies ahead.
I don't really care. I just enjoy the journey.
There may be danger ahead, I need to beef up on defenses.
I'll rely on every time tested method I can think of...something is bound to work.
I go forth cautiously and throw everything I pass behind me. Someone is bound to be following me and I have to slow them down!
Try to turn up all the currency I can...no matter what happens, I'll need to be able to obtain supplies.



The things you long for are...

things you'll get anyway, but you are too impatient to wait for them.
things you already have some of but not nearly enough.
things so grand that the neighbors will stop in their tracks.
things that, in reality, are probably unattainable.
things are normally hard to find...yet not impossible.
things that are reliable.



Which is the most important?

Health
Progress
Time
Being safe
A variety of friends
Cold hard cash



Your enemy...

is a result of my own design.
isn't quick enough for me!
will be unable to deal with the sheer numbers located within my wrath.
is a bummer.
is like a frickin' ninja!
is probably capable of being defeated by something or other.
will be MINE!
will face me as many times as it takes.
isn't as far away as he thinks.



If you were going to use an actual cheat code...where would you do such a thing?

the menu screen
a console/chat window
A pause menu



Pick a game that is not a video game.

Rock Climbing Tag...that's right...tag while rock climbing. Bite me.
Marco Polo
Calvin Ball
Laser Tag
Red Light, Green Light
Monopoly
Geocaching
Zombie Tag
Tickle Attack