Off in the distance you see it! It is exactly that thing you've been looking for! Where is it, exactly?
It looks like it's just sorta hanging in the air...
Well...it's in the air, but it appears to be moving. Yeah, I better run.
Nowhere special. Just kinda on the ground.
Jammed into a freakin box. What the hell man!? Anyone have a crowbar?
Well...I can't exactly see it yet. I need to commit murder first.
So, you've located this object. How does that make you feel?
Relieved.
Well, it's cool and all...but they're sorta all over the place.
I get this sick and twisted joy out of it.
Victorious
Warm and fuzzy
Excited about what is to come
So who are you collecting this for anyway?
The universe, okay? The universe is better off because I collected this damn thing.
Nobody really, this is just a strange compulsion of mine.
Me...why would I collect things for other people? What's wrong with you?
A group of people I don't really know all that well. I'm just a swell person.
A friend
You are approaching, what sound do you hear?
Whatever it is, it better be cute
Clanging
Something magical...I guess
I'm kinda loud...so I probably just hear me.
Screaming
Probably the sound of me collecting something identical to it.
Nothing...not everything has to make noise, Ydoc.
As you get closer, what does the object do.
I dunno, but if an object could get excited, I bet this thing would. I'm awesome.
Floats away...
Runs away! This is crazy!
Well, if I'm not fast enough it starts to fade out of existence.
Again, Ydoc...it does nothing. It's an object.
Okay, you've made it to the object. What sound does it make when you grab it?
Ding!
A quick squeak
Pop!
Woosh!
A fanfare of music plays...out of nowhere....I might be crazy
It may not make a sound, but I sure do.
Plop!
Nothing
Pick one word/phrase to describe what this thing looks like.
Nothing Inparticular
Varies
Me...it looks like me. Glorious...glorious me. I know that was more than one word, but bite me. Ha! I said me again!
Round
Tanslucent
Spotty
Shiney
Expensive
Out-Of-This-World
Lastly, what do you hope collecting this will give you?
Insight into the past
Just...more stuff
Another chance
The ability to upgrade stuff!
A better ending
Pointless numbers
The ability to stop playing this stupid level.