Let us start out like the Mario Henchman quiz. Exactly how evil are you?
Just a little bit
A fair amount of evil.
Bad to the freakin bone!
Well crap damnit, the hero is on his stupid way. How do you defend yourself against the stuipd stupid-head that is stupid in front of you....stuipd.
SMASH HIM WITH A HAMMER!
Hurl projectiles
Swords buddy...swords
Bite his head, bite his head, BITE HIS HEAD
Well, if the hero is armed I'm going to just sorta...run away.
Armed? The hero is scary to begin with. If I can manage I'm going to dart in the opposite direction...otherwise it's savagely furious attack out of pure fear time.
Bite his shins..
Weapons or powers?
Weapons
Powers
Are you well known?
Well known? I'm friggin Iconic!
I'm known by my tiny community, but outside of it...not so much.
I'm kinda forgetable.
People know me, but I kinda blend in with the crowd.
Where are you the most vulnerable?
My...all of me.
Well if I can keep my enemy at a distance, I'm pretty awesome...as soon as someone gets close to me though...yeah I'm vulnerable everywhere.
I am pretty much strong everywhere, but man I crumble like crazy if it gets too cold.
My head
I am not super great at defense, but I am really quick. It is hard to get an attack in on me.
In the light you can kinda wail on me, but the stealth of the shadows makes me relatively effective as an opponent.
Attack me all you want, my strength is that I'm pretty much able to ignore my pain and keep moving.
As long as I'm on my feet, I'm good. PIck me up or knock me down and I'm a little screwed.
Are you a loner, or do you usually hang with a group of friends?
I'm on my own.
I suppose I'm good at being by myself, but I hang with friends pretty regularly too.
I rarely go out without my group.
I don't really have a group, but I have on friend I'm pretty much always with.
Pick a power...I don't care if you said weapons earlier, pick a mother f-ing power!
Explosive self destruction
Massive strength
Fire balls!
Life drain
I like to throw up on people...is that a power?
The ability to control another living creature.
A very high tolerance for pain.
Near invulnerability
Metallic skin
ummm...squishy?
If you are going to hang out in one of the following places, which would it most likely be?
A lush grassy area filled with hills and flowers.
Hell
Underground
The city, duh
The backyard
A cave!
The sea!
Hedgemaze
The jungle
Pick a type of game.
MMORPG
Tower defense
Arcade
Platform
First Person Shooter
Survival Horror
Action RPG
Strategy RPG
Action Adventure
Lastly, if you were to be represented by an animal, which would you choose?
Octopus
Jellyfish
Alligator
Penguin
Crab
Caterpiller
Ummm...The Hulk?
Rat
I refuse!