What video game sidekick are you?

Game heros and villains have had sidekicks for a very long time now. So, let us look at a small handful of them to figure out which one you should hang with!





Okay, so firstly: Male or Female?

Male
Female
Neither



So, Weapons or Special Abilities?

Weapons
Powers!...I mean...Special Abilities
I refuse to choose. BOTH!
I'm really just there to talk...



So, would you rather be a human or an awesome animal!

Human
Animal
Umm...something LIKE an animal?
Something LIKE a human
Something LIKE a vegetable
Something LIKE an idiot



What are you good at? If none apply, what would you rather be good at?

I'm good at a little bit of everything. I'm the Swiss Army Knife of people!
I'm quick-witted
Finding the most efficient route out of somewhere.
Breaking things
I'm a good jumper!
Dude, I'm the strongest
I'm kinda smart as hell.



So, this person you are sidekick to...What is he/she like?

A dark and brooding genius
An adventurous youth that can be a bit wreckless
he/she is fat and stupid and I hate him/her.
A quiet person with such a knack at thinking outside of the box that puzzles are cracked in no time.
...hairy?
A robot...I am a robot's sidekick.
Pretty much the smoothest cool guy/gal ever.
A Jack-of-all-trades that could easily be underestimated, but to do so would be foolish.



So, of the following, what type of video game do you like the most?

Puzzle games
First person shooters
3D Platform games
2D Platform games
Action Adventure games
RPG



Eat one!

Oil
Jewelry
Man, food just isn't a big deal to me. I would likely GET eaten before I would think to eat on my own.
Mushrooms
Uhh...well I'll eat pretty much whatever. What do you have?
Bananas!
Nope



So how often do you join the person you are helping out?

All the time! I'm right there in the middle of everything just as much as the hero is!
Eh, I'll let the hero do most of the work. When I'm called on, I'll head out.
I do most of my work in the background and try to find the hero when I have things that are useful.
Look, when the hero just can't be bothered to stop sucking...then I'll come in and do it right.
Look...I'm better at home behind a computer. I'll just relay relevant information.