(Classic) What video game type are you?

This was the third to last quiz released on the original YNI site. ...yeah that's cool.





You spot the enemy. Quick, form a strategy before you are doomed!

Stake out spots the enemy has been known to frequent and destroy him/her with a big freakin' gun as he/she arrives.
Reach into your pocket, pull out whatever you grab first and hope it can help you out.
Turn to your mindless army and send a small group to scout the area for any materials that could be of use while sending another selection to destroy the enemy troops.
I don't really have enemies.
Try to fool him into thinking your arsenal is bigger than his, even if it isn't, in hopes he'll run like a baby...and drop some cash too.
No time for taking turns in a scuffle! Just hit them with your weapons, pick up whatever amount of cash and food that may have magically fallen from the villain's pockets and head to the dungeon.
Just beat the crap out of the guy before the magical floating clock in the sky reaches 0.
Flip up the safety on your secret device, hit the red button and send several missels in his direction.
Beat him in a game of hop-scotch...you always were faster.
Well first I gotta find that stupid blue key and THEN I can enter the buliding where the big gun is...
Surprise attack him! Then, while he obeys the rules of combat and waits for your turn to end, you munch on a herb while your friend hits him with what he's got.
Challenge him to a race and use whatever crap you find on the ground to try and blow up his car.
Ummm...rub in his face how your little business or town is much more prosperous than his and make him cry. CRY I SAY!
Well when I signed the waiver to come into town I forgot to check the box that allows me to hurt other people...so I can't do much
Jump up and down on him until he cries "uncle".
Umm...stack...stuff?
Pull that loose thread out of the world's largest ball of string, watch it tumble down to the street below...knocking over that giant box so I can finally get to the boxing glove.
Tackle the jerk and force him to eat dirt.



Do you typically favor things that look more cartoony, more realistic, or will something simple do just so long as it stimulates the thought process?

Cartoony
Realistic
Simple, but requires thought
Two or more of the above



Does your favorite game generally leave you smelling worse when it is done than when you started?

Yes
No
Huh?



Your team consists of:

A bunch of carefully placed people and a swarm of invaders
Roughly around five or fewer of my good friends, each equipped with a unique skill.
Just me
A couple of skilled guys...just so long as I continue to pay them.
A...umm...banana peel?
Usually just myself, but occasionally 1 good friend will join me.
My team consists of a lot of guys, but there's usually one idiot who doesn't pay attention...will shoot anyone including his own team...and will talk like the 12 year old he most likely is.



Do your games generally require an internet connection?

Yup and broadband is the only way to go. Dial up is for dinosaurs.
Yes...really a modem would work fine even though no one uses them anymore. Lag just really isn't a problem in the type of games I play.
Nope



Are you male or female?

Male
Female
Mentally, I'm between the two.



Which phrase best describes you?

A quick thinker
In debt
Intelligent
A good aim
Can find a way to make seemingly unrelated things fit together for a purpose.
Strong/buff/beefcake...you know...whatever
Able to find the short way out of a long process
Fast
A social butterfly
Well...I rarely fall off of stuff
Control freak
Active
My head is always in the clouds.
I believe that understanding comes with experience.
Other



If you were to play a game/sport WELL, which one would it be?

Nascar
Blitzball
Dodgeball
Chess
Horse racing
Poker
Basketball
Hopscotch
Spelling bee
Clue
Boxing/UFC
Fencing
Ummm...uhhh...ok this answer goes with the flight-sim result.
Other



Out of these early games, which do you think you'd be likely to play?

Space panic
Carmageddon
Akalabeth
Dune 2
Ceasar's Palace
Archmage
Magical Drop
Pole Position
Arch Rivals
Faceball 2000
Zork
FreeCell
Caesar
ParaPara
Mech Warrior
Oregon Trail
Rise of the Robots
Orbiter
They all sound crappy to me.