What Goth Are You?

This was the 12th original YNI quiz and one of the first produced by Kapporeth. We had no idea what kind of response we would get, and let me tell you...it was a mixed bag. No quiz received as many complaints as this quiz did, but, for those that enjoyed their result, this was one of their favorites. The only thing we could really determine is that goths HATE being called "teeny". Anyway, every one of the results to this quiz is goth related so if you don't want to be called a goth then don't take it. You should also keep in mind that at the time this quiz was created, Kapporeth considered herself a goth.





First off, from the list below, which do you consider yourself to be?

A freak
um... goth...
A poet
A dork
Undead
I don't label myself
A kitten!



Which would you rather watch?

Buffy TV series or Charmed
Faces of Death
The History Channel
Odyssey of the Mind
Porn
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Vampire Hunter D
Chicchana Yukitsukai Sugar



Which is the best author listed?

Edgar Allan Poe
Poppy Z. Brite
Anne Rice
Anyone at SkinTwo
Dante Alighieri
Anyone at MaxPC
I don't read.



Your idea of a perfect date consists of...

Champagne and a warm fire
Dinner and a movie
A concert
Blood
Glowsticks and candy
My computer
Sugar



What object is on or near your bed right now?

Handcuffs
My dreambook or journal
Fliers and gummy bears
My slave
Stuffed animals
A Vampire the Masquerade book
My computer



Which would be in your cd player right now?

Tool
Bauhaus
Leather Strip or Genitortures
Gwar
Classical
J-pop
Some unheard of group
All of the above and more
None of the above



Are you currently depressed?

Yes
No



If both the president and vice president are decapitated with a machete on the same day, who will become the next U.S. president?

Me!
The speaker of the house
The secretary of state
A neutral party
The winner of an emergency election
I swear I know the answer...



Other than black, what color would you wear?

Red
Violet
Pink
Ivory
Rainbow
Other than black? HAH!
I usually wear a variety of colors.



What do you believe your purpose in life to be?

To have fun
To be good to others
To learn all you can.
My dark maker never told me
I have some other specific purpose
I don't really know yet.



is this a fasion "no-no"?

Yes
No



On Halloween, you usually are...

A vampire
Yourself
A fairy
On your computer
Too preoccupied to notice
At a party



Who would win in a vampire war?

Dracula
LeStat
Miyu
Myself
Roziel or Kane
Irma Vep
The Kindred Prince



If a complete stranger walked up to you and started a conversation, you would...

Tell him to fuck off!
Pretend like you didn't notice him.
Make polite conversation until he offends you.
Be too shy to tell him what you really want to say.
Talk to him until he leaves...you are lonely.
Act insane
Bite him... immediately



Let us say you were wearing one of the following...which would be the most likely choice?

A dogcollar
A camio
Just a few rings
Just a few rings...down there
Lots of plastic bracelets
Only one piece of jewelry for me.



And lastly, are you understood?

Yes
No