What holiday mascot are you?
Holidays have had their own stars to help...well...sell things mostly, but they also help make things seem a bit more special. So let's see which one you are most like.
You know the drill people, male or female?
Male
Female
Weapons or powers?
Weapons
Powers
...What the hell is wrong with you? Neither! It is the holidays!
Pick a hobby:
Making people cry. (You are an ass, btw)
Pranking people
Philanthropy
Pooping
Telling people what to do
Archery
Clubbing
Travel
Painting
Dancing
Let us say you have a smartphone and you could only choose one of the following app types to have for it. Which app type would you choose?
Day planner
A white noise generator loud enough to drown out the sounds of the city
Social Network
Flashlight
Fart noise generator
Calendar
Weather forecast widget
Money management
An...Adult social network
Geocaching (GPS scavenger hunt)
How do you feel about holiday themed music?
Hate it!
It's okay I guess
I don't really care.
What about holiday poems?
Those are also lame! They're just songs without music!
I am pretty cool with them.
Do holidays put you in a bad mood?
No, not really
YES! They always push my buttons. I hate 'em!
Let's say you had an unusual story surrounding your birth. Where would you most prefer your life to have begun?
The front yard
A drunken party
A Mountain
A graveyard
Underground
A department store
I'm good having a normal birth story...thank you though.
Pick a vice:
Meddling in other people's lives.
Control freak
Vanity
Being anti-social
Gluttony
Just kinda being annoying
Theft
Lust
Greed
Littering
Oh the weather outside is:
Frightful
Cold
Cool
Warm
Hot