What gift will I give you for the 2010 holiday season?

Let us pretend that I am a new friend of yours. I have ideas of what to get people for this holiday season, but I don't know exactly what to get you yet. So let us go over these questions and I'm sure I'll figure it out. Again...the most you will ACTUALLY get from this quiz is a result. No actual gift will be given.





Okay, so first off...do you like things typically associated with boys or girls?

Boys
Girls
I dunno, I like both.



Do you like technology?

Holy crap, yes!
I do, yes.
Listen sparky, tech is my thing. Got it?
Nah, not really.
Tech is ruining everything.
Ya know, I am not super into tech...but I'm not opposed to playing with cool gadgets from time to time.



What sounds like the most fun to you?

Dancing
Annoying my friends
Shopping
Painting
I dunno...I like making people laugh I suppose
Teaching people things is fun.
Man a day of not having to do anything for myself...except maybe pooping.
Playing around on the internet.
Hanging out with friends!
Escaping into solitude.



Sooooo let's say your gift comes with parts. How many parts are you cool with it having?

Well...it can have a lot as long as they are connected to each other. If they're loose then no way.
More parts equals more fun!
Well one or two parts are okay. If I could expand on it later, that would be nice.
I would kinda prefer it to come as one solid piece...
Parts!? I don't want no stinkin' parts!
I'll leave it up to you. Surprise me.
As many parts as are necessary. I'm only going to be getting rid of it later anyway.



Are you upset that I called this a "holiday" quiz instead of specifically mentioning the holiday you personally follow?

I actually am, yes.
No! Had you mentioned a holiday I would have actually been peeved though.
Um...what? No dude. Whatever.



So would you rather your gift require friends/family to really use correctly?

No, I don't really think they need to mess with my things.
Yeah! It is always more fun with other people.
I would personally like to be able to enjoy the gift on my own but maybe get the full advantage when someone else is involved.
Well just because it can only be used by one person at a time doesn't mean I can't share.



Are you comfortable with expensive gifts?

I prefer them actually. The more expensive the better...more than likely.
I wouldn't like something as pricey as say...a car, but the higher side of things is always accepted.
Well not like...SUPER expensive, but I prefer it to be something I normally couldn't afford to just go buy myself.
No...please don't get me anything too expensive.
Nononono...Just something that lets me know you thought of me.
I don't care one way or the other. I shall leave this up to you.



So...do you like to be all nostalgic?

Never, what's done is done. Why live in the past when we should be looking ahead?
Yeah, the past rocks!
Maaaaan, I wish I could...but the stuff from my past just keeps coming back. Ya know, my past was apparently kinda annoying.
I would, but stuff keeps getting improved on. Right now is just a better version of back then.
I get nostalgic about some things, but I try to live in the present as much as I can.
In my day I had to wait fifteeeeen minutes for a website to load...you kids now-a-days...NO APPRECIATION!
I honestly didn't know what nostalgia was until just now.



I know we gave you the option to say this earlier...but...is it REALLY the thought that counts?

Yeah, as long as the thought doesn't suck too much.
Yes, the thought shows that some effort was made specifically for me. That's what makes you feel special.
Dude...no. The holidays are when everyone goes down a list of the people they know and try to figure out who they don't want to be mad at them for whatever reason. EVERYONE gets thought about at the holidays.
Well I mean I know it should count...but I still feel disappointed if the present isn't cool and...then I feel awkward because I'm bad at hiding disappointment..and...and...getting gifts is stressful.



So honestly, what do you most want to do with your gift?

Use it to entertain me a lot for a while and then sit somewhere on display gathering dust.
Burn it
Stare at it...staaaaaaaaaaare
Be entertained by it and then I'll get rid of it I suppose.
Talk to it
Show it off
Honestly I'll probably just use it occasionally before I shove it in a closet and forget that I have it.



Pick a color/design

LOTS OF COLORS!
Black and white
Just black
Red
Mottled
Wood
Metal
Stripes
Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Doooown, Never Gonna Turn Aroooound, And Hu..r...what are we doing?