How Will You Jump the Shark?

TV shows can go on and on and on...and usually they eventually do something that really just begins the downward spiral toward being unwatchable. So...life goes on and on in most instances...so how will your life jump-the-shark?





First off, what age group do you fall in?

12 or younger
13-17
18-25
26 or older
I don't see how this is relevant.



So, next let us take a look back. What best describes past you?

I was cuter
More sure of my path
Everyone's favorite
I knew who I was
Part of an awesome group
I was working on something awesome! Now...gah, who knows when I'll get to it...
Wild
Long winded



It is Friday night. Where are you?

Getting all hot and bothered with a sexy little number...
Thinking up some crazy prank or scheme
Studying or working hard
Lately...not feeling like myself
Avoiding calls. I'm so popular...I can only do so much at once!
Trying to get something started



You go to a family get together. How do they greet you?

They hide the good silver.
Lately they don't say much. Another family member is getting all of the attention.
Well...grandma keeps calling me the wrong name.
They pinch my cheeks.
They keep talking about the big family vacation
They eye me and the significant other as if to ask "sooo...when?"
They keep asking me what my plans are.
Everyone just kinda sits...in silence. Well...except for maybe my crazy aunt.



How do you most like to deal with stress?

Go for a drive and find something new or relaxing.
Try to close my eyes and clear my mind.
I become very agitated and disagreeable...sooo, I don't deal with it?
Well I used to hang out with my best friend, but that hasn't been happening lately.
I like to stop the neighborhood from being overrun by angry business men.
I uh...smile...bottle it up...and maybe eventually I will break out in hives or acne.
I play with my legos! Leave me alone!
I go out drinking.
None of these sound like something that could relate to me



Your friends...how important are they to you?

they are as important as they come. If they were gone...I dunno what I would do.
I love them, but there always seems to be some petty fight somewhere in the group
They're great...but sometimes I think they care more about the concept of me than they actually care about me.
I have friends all over the place. I rarely get to see all of them, but man it would be great to get everyone in one place.
'eh, friends come and friends go
I feel like I probably take them for granted. They help me with all my crazy plans.
I love them but hanging out with them is hardly fun anymore! Our new addition is kinda a drag.
Ah friends...I remember those.



So that job you have...ya know, the thing you wake up to go to and it kinda drains your will to live. Yeah, that thing. Anyway, how would you describe your role in it?

Great! They love me, I'm really moving up. There's potential here.
Well, it's there I suppose. I'm not really there enough that it plays a really huge part of my life.
It sucks, man! Freakin' customers have no idea how much of a pain in the butt they totally are.
I'm rarely in a job for terribly long, but hey...money is pretty nice.
Eh, a job is a job. I go when I can...call in when I don't fell like going.
Seems like I'm the only one that sticks around.
What job?



What is the thing you are most likely looking forward to next in life?

My honeymoon
Prom
Summer and/or Spring Break
Vacation
Finally working things out with those I am currently having problems with
Showing around my out-of-town friend
Seeing the look on their faces!
Other



So...let us say you have the opportunity to have some great background music play through your life. What does it sound like?

Lots of strings, very emotional and low-key.
Something nondescript or distracting.
Face paced and peppy....loud and quickly building in intensity but without tension.
Very light and peppy. Kinda comical...perhaps a bit of a fanfare.
Something with a xylophone!
Something awkward and perhaps lacking perfect tonality
Something big and booming with lots of instruments and tons of harmony. Most of the time it should build to something climactic and then fade to something regal and slow.
I dunno...I gotta find someone new to ask about it.