Stealing a question from the anime critter quiz, if you were an animal, you would be:

Real
Made up

Hey, I shall bring a ______ to the knife fight.

Spear
Witch
Webs
Fruit
Flaming arrows
Riddles
Guns
...uh...a knife, dude.
Nothing. I'm bad-ass.

You have a job...trust me, you do. What is it?

Bike messenger
Pawn shop owner
Pawn shop product
Pawn shop shop-lifter
Babysitter
Stalker
Hunter
Most of these aren't actually jobs...I am not picking one of these.

To get from one place to another, what type of vehicle would you use?

Helicopter
Tank
Grappling hook
Teleporter
Running shoes, biatch!
Horse and buggy
Carry me!
I don't use shoes. My feets be bare...but yeah...totally walking/running.

Your most notable feature iiiiis, what?

My ears
My mouth
My tongue?
My skin
My nose
My back
My hair
My eyes

So when you are not wasting your time with online web-quizzes, what are you doing with your free time? Ya know...of the following choices?

Creeping people out
Delousing my friends
Just...generally playing
Building things
Talking to myself
Singing
Eating

You generally like to hang out with:

small groups of 5-10 people.
smaller groups of less than 5 people.
large groups of more than 10 people.
I'm pretty much a loner.

If you were a film...creature...thing, what would you prefer your language to be like?

Not sure, but it would be melodious
Something like Tagalog/Filipino
A series of grunts
English
I would rather communicate with a series of scents.
I would like to be multilingual. Why restrict myself?

Close your eyes and go to your happy place. What did your happy place consist of? If none of the below...there's something wrong with you? Nah, just kiddin...but seriously, pick one of these.

A big and regal building
A small shop where dreams come true
I...I don't think you want to know what goes on in my head.
Relaxing streams and a cool breeze fill these thoughts. Nature is all around me.
A home and a loving family...or at least one of those.
The sand squishes between my toes and there is no one around to bother me for miles and miles.
An echoey chamber of rock and water.

Lastly, pick an enemy:

Bankruptcy
Authority
The mob
My siblings
Normal people
Everybody that is out to get my stuff
I don't want enemies, guy...what's the matter with you?