First off, let us go with a classic, yet relevant, question. How old are you?

Preteen
I am in my teens.
I am in my 20s.
30 or older

Now let us delve into the memories that go back....waaaaaay back to your early life. How well would you say you remember them?

Not at all, buddy. I'm lucky if I remember yesterday.
'eh, the further back I go...I dunno...the memories get kinda fuzzy.
I mostly don't bother trying to clutter my brain with too many things. However the few gems that I feel are important to keep around are as crisp and clear as the day I experienced them.
Awesome! My long-term memory is super sharp...unfortunately that means there are some things I cannot unsee...*shudder*
In a lot of instances the majority of my memories are clear, but there may be a few parts that the stresses of time cause me to forget.

Forget about the long term. Let us talk about the now! How good is your short-term memory?

Assuming that there isn't too much going on, my short-term memory is sharp enough..not-great, but okay.
Actually, in my mind things probably seem more awesome than they actually were...even in the short-term.
Pretty great...for like an hour or two.
It's not super-great, but it is pretty darn good assuming nothing traumatic happens.
Look...like I said. Things happen and I pretty much instantly forget them. My memory is terrible.

Compared to the people around you, how appreciated are you?

I struggled to be accepted for a long time. Now I have given up and just sit in the shadows.
My friends have always had an easier time than me. I have tried to change to fit in...but I really only get accepted by the other outcasts.
I was appreciated for a pretty long time, but as I have gotten older, I have pretty much been forgotten. My how the mighty fall.
I feel pretty appreciated. I mean...it's not like I poop and everyone runs to scoop it up and sell it on ebay, but I'm perfectly content.
I have struggled for a really long time and have been overlooked for what feels like forever. That said, people seem to be really warming up to me and finally appreciate what I have to offer. It's not like I'm flawless, but my ideas are the future.
Lots of people love what I have to offer. Tons of people probably wouldn't know what they would do without me.
People were interested in me for a very short period of time. Now few people even remember my name.
People were unsure of me at first, but I quickly started finding my place in life.

What do you mostly choose to fill your mind with?

There was a time that I would have filled it with lots of stuff, but now it is pretty much just TV commercials or maybe some choice segments from the local news.
If I fill it with anything, it is pretty much just family memories. Haha, Joey fit tons of marshmellows in his mouth...the vomit that resulted was less funny.
Funny cats, inane stories and the latest episode of popular TV show.
Sometimes it seems like I do nothing but shovel popular entertainment into my head.
Pretty much whatever I can! Anything from movies to that time I beat that video game that one time to essays.
Mostly movies, but I could remember tons of other stuff if I really wanted to.
Nothing really

Of the items below, what would be the most likely complaint someone would have about you?

You are way too clumsy. Unless you're strapped into a chair you're going to get bruised somehow.
You are way too picky about who you let get close to you.
Sometimes it takes forever for you to tell a story because you keep stopping or stuttering while you try to remember what happened next.
Honestly, dude...you're huge.
You never leave the house!
You seem to need the internet a little too much.
Why can't you be more like your brother and/or sister!?
Your voice is too warbly....This answer is terrible but I couldn't think of anything better.

When remembering particular events in a story, you:

have to go through everything that happened in the order that it happened.
can start from any event and go from there. However, while I'm thinking I have to stop talking.
mostly need to go from start to finish, but can skip tiny pieces without losing track.
can start from any event and go from there. I can even keep talking while I think of the next part of the story I want to jump to.
can jump ahead in a lot of stories, but you find it hard to remember exactly the best spot to start.

Of the items below, what would be the most likely compliment someone would have for you?

You really know how to make things simpler. Thank you :)
You are beautiful/handsome
You really could have been something. You were too picky for your own good.
Whenever you hit a difficult point in your life, you always manage to dust yourself off and continue on just as strong as you were before.
You are resilient!
I can take you pretty much anywhere and be happy.

When someone says to you "A penny for your thoughts?", what would your response most likely be?

A penny!? Really!? You mean it!?
A penny? Not quite good enough.
A penny? What a capitalisitc idea. No...I give my thoughts away for free.
A penny? I'm going to put my two cents in. I guess that means you make a penny.
Yeaaaah, you are going to have to go way up from there buddy.

And lastly, who do you think would sponsor your brain?

Sony
Toshiba
JVC
Phillips
Microsoft
NBC