Say you're in a movie, what genre is it?
Horror
Comedy
SciFi
Action
Martial Arts
You are an evil genius. A real stretch, I know, but stick with me. What is your first goal?
Weaken your primary foe so he/she can no longer stand in your way.
The dumber everyone else is, the easier it will be for me.
Keep up my health. You can't crush the world if you don't take care of yourself first!
Soothe myself into the right mindset with a little melodic tune.
Blow it all up!
...that tree in front of my base is really blocking my view...let's get rid of that first.
When you must sully your hands by fighting off the enemy yourself, you prefer to:
Go in for some close combat. I like to really feel the action!
Keep a moderate distance.
Keep a looooooong distance.
So this weapon...where would you like to put it for safe keeping?
The shed, that sucker has a lock.
My HQ is hidden enough. I'm cool just keeping it in my dresser.
I hate looking for things....I'll just keep it on myself at all times....or better yet, live in it!
The fridge, duh. Who would think to look there?
Another planet...I'm really paranoid.
I'm gonna do it like a mobster and keep it in an instrument case.
So what will you target with said weapon?
Aliens
Zombies
Super heroic crime fighters
EVERYTHING!
Mobsters
The chosen ones
What kind of warrior are you / would like to be?
I'm just a normal guy with a sense of what's right that gets roped into things. I'm resourceful and try to use what's at my disposal.
I'm a megalomaniacal guy/gal that will use the money at my disposal to scour the world for the most effective way to take care of my enemies.
I have no agenda. Just pay me and we'll talk.
I'm already pretty powerful and need to be able to keep those below me in line. I speak strong and carry a weapon that will make everyone else know who's boss.
I'm pretty average, but I have the right knowledge to save the world.
I'm hyper intelligent and will use my brain power to develop all the toys I need to crush the opposition.
Let's talk size. How big should your weapon be?
Small enough to fit in my pocket.
A little bigger than an average hat.
Not too big, but it has to have enough heft and size to be taken seriously. Sooooo...it should be at least as big as my forearm.
Really the weapon should take up little to no space at all...it's the way I choose to harness it that will make the difference.
The bigger it is the more people will know I mean business. I say as big as possible.
Pick a color.
Silver
Clear
Anything glowing
Green
Orange
What would your weapon's weakness be?
Running out of power/gas
Someone louder than you.
A structural soft spot....those things are nearly unavoidable after all.
Nasty big pointy teeth.
As time progresses it will naturally lose its intensity.
Okay! Last one! How often would you use your weapon?
I would use it every now and then, but mostly I'll stick to things easier to use.
Only to make a point.
It is my primary weapon and I gots to use the weapon often.
I'm restricted by ammo, so it is really dependent on how much is on hand.
I don't attack often, but when I do this weapon it is all I use.
Hopefully I'll only need it once.
