What version of Santa are you?
Ever since Santa started giving presents to girls and boys, people have reinvinted the character for legends, movies and games. Let us look at a small handful of these characters and determine which one you are the most like.
Be honest, what holiday do you actually prefer?
Christmas
Halloween
Thanksgiving
The kind where I have an excuse to shop...whichever one that is
None
Are you more the type of person to come up with a plan, or to help out with one?
I am the mastermind, fool!
More of a helper...there is too much pressure being the big dog.
I bring on the thunder, you naughty jerkwad!
Plan? What plan?
Would you say you are a man/woman of many words?
No...I keep things simple and speak very little.
Sure I am!
I talk enough! Aaaaand I rhyme!
I talk a moderate amount, I suppose.
Eat something! You're wasting away!
Flesh
Cookies
Cinnabon
Roast
Whatever the opposite of snake and spider stew is.
Coleslaw
Booze
Your army of servants is comprised of what?
Elves
Teenagers
PUPPY!
I have my servants...and then I have my special...mildly offensive head servant.
My significant other does most of the work.
I have no servants. That's Wrong, sir!
What would you rather star in?
Regular cartoon
Stop-motion cartoon
Movie
Literature
Children's Book
Mythology
Ummm...I'm good just being a real life thing.
EVERYTHING
What controls you?
The rules of the job!
A desire to remove the naughty people from the face of the Earth!
My...My wife/husband
The hunger
I just want to do some good, you know?
Paycheck dude....paycheck
The noise noise noise noise
The joy of children
My captor
FUN!
Do you have a favorite reindeer?
No, I love them all the same!
Rudolph
Comet
I prefer dogs
No...they are reindeer...I have no preference.
Which kind of voice sounds more your style?
Low and jolly
High pitched and obnoxious
Stern and commanding
Like an gruff British man
I like having a multitude of different voices!
Kind, warm and inviting
Average pitch and happy
I like to scare people.
I don't speak!