What Stuff Weekly! villain are you?

Stuff Weekly is no 100 episodes old and its two year anniversary is just around the corner. While we are in the middle of this momentous time in the life of our flagship podcast, I have decided to take a look back on a few of the memorable villains the strange news has given us over the years and we shall see which one you are most like!





First off, are you male or female?

Male
Female
I don't feel I have to answer this sexist question.



The people around you would most likely:

follow you anywhere...even death.
run away from you as far as they could. Even if it meant they would die in the process.
use you.
get a drink with you.
make fun of your smarts.
go hunting with you.
not trust you.
trust you because they kinda have to.



If at first you don't succeed:

try try again.
evolve.
do the exact same thing you did before including all of the previous mistakes.
hire someone else to do it.
lie and say you did.
install safety nets.
arrest those that are getting in your way.



Of the following, which will most likely be the way you'll die?

The elements
disgruntled lover
poison
a terrible fall
karma
being old as dirt
mauled by an animal



If you were to be guilty of one of the following jerkish tendencies, what would it be?

hating people for stupid things
getting people to waste too much money
being too cold and analytical
being a dirty liar
expecting too much out of others
abuse of power
not thinking things through well enough
not finishing projects



Pick a hobby.

Programming
I dunno...something with my kids?
playing catch
Cosplay
theme parks
travel
collecting gadgets
public speaking



Let us say you were going to try to end a relationship. Which of the following ways to do that would you probably choose?

Put as much distance between the two of you as possible.
Act completely insane
Try to make them feel stupid by constantly showing how smart you are while pulling back emotionally.
Lie about something...then get caught in the lie but insist that it was indeed the truth until they don't trust you anymore.
Make him/her hate his/herself
Use a break-up service
Other



Have you ever done something so stupid or bad that people would use your name as a verb describing that type of scenario? Such as "Wow, he really johned that one up."

Yes
No
Wha...what?