What is your type of vampire?

Halloween is coming up, and while last year we took a look at the different types of zombies there are...this time we'll look at vampires since those are still a big thing for some reason. Join us as we dive into just a few of the huge number of common pop-culture vampire mythos and see which one you most belong in.





Goooood eeeeevening guest of YNIN. As your marvelous bouncer, I can't just allow anyone into the club. Sooo, like...how attractive would you say you are?

Pssssh, I'm so stunning there isn't really even a word to describe it!
I'm okay I guess.
Well, I wouldn't call myself hideous, but I'm not exactly attractive.
Don't look at me!
I'm cute!
It really depends on the day.
Well, when I get angry it isn't a pretty sight, but as long as I'm in a good mood I'm hawt!



Ever sit around and just look at yourself in the mirror?

Um...yeah, I suppose so.
No
On a particularly good hairday, sure!
What the hell kind of question is this?



Shadow Puppets? What is your opinion?

How childish...I don't waste my time with such things.
I may not be that great at them, but I dig them!
I will shadow puppet the hell out of you! Shadow battle go!



Yo, exactly how pale are you?

Pale! Maybe even pure white...what's it to ya punk?
I have tannish skin.
I have dark skin.
This question offends me, you ass! I refuse to answer.
I just look kinda sickly.



How much of a day person are you?

I HATE mornings/afternoon. I avoid it at all cost.
I'm not a fan. I'll get out during the day regularly, but I'm pretty useless through most of it.
I have no issues with the day time.
I love daytime so much that it is visibly noticeable!



Are you what they would call a pyromaniac?

Yes!
Well, I don't have an issue with fire, but I would hardly call myself obsessed.
I do not enjoy fire, no.
I kiiiiiiinda have a big fear of flames....at least when they are abundant.



Silverware or Plasticware?

Silver
Plastic
Fingers! ...or either, I don't really care



Ever go to religious ceremonies?

You betcha!
Never!
A few times a year.



Do you ever show up at a friend's place unannounced?

Sure, my good friends don't care.
Are you kidding? That's rude!



How do you like your burger?

As a veggie burger.
Preferably finished so I can get to desert
With lots of bright red ketchup!
Rare
Anything other than rare
Out of the way so we can get back to my place and...uh...get personal



Lastly, Pick a power.

Flight
Teleportation
Crawling on walls
Control over animals
Turning into fog
Poltergeist-like powers!
The touch of chocolate
Diamond skin
To be that creepy guy that totally creeps out everyone all the time....creepy