Uh...What movie are you talking about?

At least three YNIN staff members and one guest quiz producer have worked at a video rental store at some point. We've all dealt with people who thought we would be able to determine what they wanted based on really terrible and vague bits of info. Sometimes we were right, most of the time...not so much. So, now is your chance to describe a movie and we'll tell you what we think it is (from a selection of ten that we have hand picked). So let's give it a shot!


Note: Many of these sentences will be long and poorly constructed.





Okay so you don't know the name of the movie...well do you know who was the star?

Yeah, it has the guy with the hair that goes WOOSH!
Yeah, it was the big guy that talks funny. He's kinda fuzzy!
Uh huh! It has that one guy that's like whiney whiney whiney and is like old now but was young.
His name escapes me...but he's short with the curly and the eyes.
It has that chick who is all like yeah...and the lips and the eyes.
The guy is all like grumpy and all grumble grumble grumble, but another guy is not.
It has the chick who has the voice that's like AAAH!
It has that guy and he has the things and the face that holds it. Then there is that guy with the hair that's like the color.
The lady that has the frown.
It has the guy with the glasses except when he doesn't.



Ummm...do you remember what it is about, maybe?

It was about the guys. Ya know, the ones that walk.
It was the lady and the kid and bad stuff would happen if the thing happened and then the time.
The bad guys are like, we gotta find you! And the good guys are like, no! and the bad guys are like yes! and the good guys are like FIGHT!
The guy is all "I don't want to!" and the old guy is like "but you have to! Don't look at that...feel it!" and theres the plan for the boom and the lady is all "save me!"!
The guy is all "BLAGH" and the big guy is all "I find it out!" and the hyper guy is all "I will help!" and the big guy is "no! I hate you" and the hyper guy is "but my wife!"
The lady is all "I am angry" and the bad guys are like "We will fight you" and she is all "One at a time" and they are all "okay!"
The girl is like "Where is she?" and that one guy is like "I don't know" and the other guys are like "We will help!" and everyone else is like "but the rabbits!"
There's the baby and the bad man and the bad man is like "FAILURE" and the baby is like "I am famous eventually" and then later there are the friends.
The people are screaming "where is he?!" and the others are like "I don't know!" and then everyone is all "did we have fun?" and the others say "uh-dun-nuh".
The kid and the ouch and the wooo! and the bad guy with the flying and the crazy with the voices.



Well holy cripes. Okay...do you remember how it starts?

I think these girls are talking and the nervous and then they laugh and then blip-shhhaw and light and weird and then they get a call and they don't like it.
There's blood and the breathing. Someone says something and then she's all like "BABY" and then it is all BANG
blah blah blah blah jewelry
He's sitting there and everyone is all "we're mean and fat" and he's like "BIRTHDAY!" And they're like "no...mean and fat" and then he is kidnapped.
The skinny kid is all nerd nerd nerd nerd! Then the bus and blah blah blah people lied to you.
OOO! It was so awesome! It was all BUM BUM BA BUUUUUUUM BUUUUUM and there was a big triangle with people in it.
There's a baby and he's all like DANGER and then the dumb guy is like NOOOO! The dumb guy gets hurt a lot and then the baby talks.
A bunch of people are rebuilding stuff and people are like "Everyone is sick" and emo guy gets a job.
Nerdy guy is all sad sad sad, and his friends are like "do stuff!" and he's like "no!" and they are like "Incentive!" and he's like "okay".
A lady gets a phone call but it is really from later times.



I...might be getting this. What are the fights like?

The main guy is like woosh, and the badguys are like..HAHAHA and he's like THWIP and they are like "STICKY!"
They start out all like DOOO WEEE DOOO WEEEE DOOO WEEE DOOO WEEE and then sliceing and the bad girl is like "I have a weapon I will swing at you" and everyone in the audience is like "...that is hot"
Everyone screams "GET AWAY" and the bad person says "......." and then death happens.
I just remember hilarious nudity.
CLASH! CLINK! STAB!
Motor rumbles and then lots of slicing and tossing into the sky.
The bad guy is like "I have an odd voice!" and the good guy is like "I'm going to sing!"
They say the funny words and then stuff happens.
"I've had enough!" *headbutt*
WAAN WOOSH CHHHHOW..but only sometimes. Other times is like PEW PEW PEW...KABOOOSH



...you had me and then you lost me.

Awww! You know! The one with the drunk!
Awww! You know! The one with the kid!
Awww! You know! The one with the eyepatch!
Awww! You know! The one with the guy and the mirror!
Awww! You know! The one with the dead guy who fights!
Awww! You know! The one with the old guy and a stick!
Awww! You know! The one with all the cultural icons!
Awww! You know! The one with the guy and the breathing!



Oh, okay. And the weapons, they were:

...They're weapons, what do you want from me?
Unusual
What weapons?
Big!
Stylish
Glowy
Sticky
Explodey



So what genre is it?

Action
Comedy
Science Fiction
Horror
Fantasy



Is it animated?

Yes
No
...Yes?



As of 2010, was there a sequel?

Yes!
No!



Okay, and lastly, Is there any part you found particularly notable?

They had the thing that they were like "it tastes like strange stuff!"
The person was all "This tastes good!" and then gross stuff happened, but everyone else was like "I'll eat it...nope still tastes good".
NO! HE SHOT FIRST!
That baby is angry....
Striped kitty!...Big striped kitty...
FINISH IT!
Dilly Dally
Blood and snow
Bald skinny guy talks funny
Circles