Let us say you woke up one typical Saturday morning/afternoon. I figured this is something that typically happens for you....ya know...waking up. When you glance around, what are you likely to see?
Well, if I am lucky, I am seeing beautiful trees, chirping birds and I am inhaling the sweet smell of soil. Gotta love nature, my friend.
A small room that contains a reasonable amount of my stuff. Outside my room is a building where lots of other people my age are sleeping, playing games...etc
In a hospital bed...gah...what the hell did I do last night?
I am not really good at that whole...seeing thing...when I first get up.
Uh...my room...in my house...where I live...with my family or roommate...where else would I be?
Really I'm pretty good at falling asleep wherever...sooo, who knows.
If I'm lucky, there are chains and darkness. YEAH BABY!...That's still PG-13 right?
If people were to offer you a criticism...what would they most likely say?
Dude, quit farting! That was RANK!
Loosen up! Stop being so square!
Quit fighting who you are! Be yourself!
Quit diving into stuff blindly! Think before you do something!
Ya know, you let other people control you way too much.
You...you kinda have something on your mouth...right...no, other side. There, you got it.
Yeah, yeah I know how this one goes. You told this story already.
You are sick...right now! Do not question me! What was the most likely cause?
Drinking the water in a foreign place.
Being around a cat or dog...stupid allergies.
I don't really get sick, but every once in a while I wake up with a neck I can't really turn very easily.
My immune system is pretty much shot. If someone touches me, I am likely to get sick.
My apartment is a piece of crud. Probably a carbon monoxide leak or something.
Probably from my friend...I don't get sick often, but dude...my friend seems to carry like...super viruses.
Well...last time I got sick it was mono...sooo...yeaaaaah
An experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
I mess with things I shouldn't...so it is probably related to karma.
Most everyone can be entranced by something. What is your most Zen...trance inducing activity. At least, which one of the items below would best entrance you.
Being strapped down...mmm yeah
Reading
I kinda just walk through life that way
Card games
Punching people
Yard work
Invading other cultures
The sun rises and you awaken to the annoying scream of the alarm. You stumble out of bed ready to start your day. How ready are you, exactly?
Initially? I'm pretty much stumbling along instinctively with a vague idea of what the day is. I'm typically fine after a few minutes.
Dude, I'm lucky I'm good enough to walk to the bathroom and urinate. I am not good for anything for a while.
It's really half and half. I either stumble around blindly or can function on a basic human level.
I function on a mostly normal level though any conversation I have I will have no real recollection of and it likely won't make a whole lot of sense.
I don't function particularly well, but I do comprehend things that are going on. So if I am asked to do something, I can pretty much go ahead and start on that.
I am normal but pretty darn hungry...on average anyway.
I wake up fully functional and ready to go more often than not.
Someone is coming at you with a weapon. Which of the following is the weakest item that would concern you?
Ummm...nothing. Really...good luck with that.
Look, do what you will to me. I honestly don't care. You better not mess with my loved ones though.
A bomb, baby! It takes inescapable doom to rock my nerves.
Well a gun pointed at me doesn't really make me feel particularly comfortable.
A madman flinging around a baseball bat is...well...GAH
If it is sharp enough to enter my body and long enough to pierce me deeply, I am getting out of there.
Look, I'm not really even cool if the guy is skilled enough to break my bones.
Oh yeah, chainsaws freak me the f-out
We shouldn't make you angry. We have it on good authority that we would not, in fact, like it when you are angry. So, of the items below...what ticks you off?
My own faults are what make me into a ball of anger. Does that also count as a fault?
My stomach being empty is not a happy time.
Holy things
Those darn kids....they think they know everything!
Shots...I hate getting shots
S...Stars?
I get pretty peeved when my jewelry breaks.
Control freaks
Whatever ticks off anyone. I don't really have any special pet peeves.
Remember back when they made you run laps in PE class? When did you usually finish said laps?
WAY ahead of everyone else!
I usually finished before most of the kids, but not by too terribly much.
I finished up at around the same time as the majority of my classmates.
I..yeah...I wasn't last, but I usually came in on the later side of things.
Dead last...I mean the one legged obese kid probably finished up before me.
Pick a color.
Grey
Green
Flesh
I refuse to choose a color!
Let us say there is a bug going around. How long does it take for you to catch it?
By the "bug" going around...are you sure you don't just mean me? I'm usually sick while everyone else is perfectly fine.
...Almost instantly. I'm either the first or one of the first people to get it.
It usually doesn't take too long. Maybe a day or two.
A few days to a week.
I am typically on the tail end of the sickness...if at all.
Of the different types of stories listed below. Which is your favorite?
Fantasy/Magic
Far-Out Science Fiction
At least somewhat belivable Science Fiction
Who cares, as long as it's funny?