What holiday toy are you?
The thrill of Christmas morning! Running down to find that perfect gift under the tree. Too bad mom and dad had to wait in line over night in the cold then fight tooth and nail at a toy store with hundreds of other people that want that one single toy as well...
How old are you?
Old as dirt
Middle aged
Child at heart
An actual child
What would you call your gender?
Male
Female
Unisex
What word best describes you?
Snuggly
Weird
Boring
Unique
Fun
Indescribable
Spunky
Loveable
Evil
Awesome
What is your appeal?
I'm so darn cute!
I'm new and exciting
I'm reliable
I'm different
I'm going to steal your soul. I MEAN... I'm friendly...yes. That's right. I'm your friend.
What are you used for?
To learn
To pass the time
To play make believe
For a good giggle
No one really knows what I'm for
To have a good time
How long will someone play with you?
Forever and ever and ever
Until next Christmas
Ten minutes tops
Can you be shared?
Yes, plenty of me to go around
No. I'm all MINE! BACK OFF!
Are your accessories sold separately?
I have no accessories
All accessories included
Oh totally sold separately and I hope you have cash to burn. You are gonna need a LOT of them.
On a scale of 1 to 10, seriously... how creepy are you? 10 being traumatized for life.
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What did mom and dad have to do to make sure you were under that tree christmas morning?
They went online and bought it in a timely manner
Ran all over town to like a dozen stores until they found it
The were one of those crazy people on black friday morning in line 5 hours before the store opened to make sure they got one.
We don't like to talk about it much and as long as the lawsuit from the guy that ended up in the hospital is still pending, I really can't legally talk much about it. I've said to much already.