How long before you need to leave for work do you wake up?

Two or more hours
One hour
Half hour
I usually wake up as I SHOULD be leaving

Be honest, do you tend to speed when you drive?

Never
Always
Only when I have too. I'm a good driver I swear!

How long does it take you to do your hair?

Roll out of bed and presto!
A quick brush and away I go!
Looking this good takes time. Lots and LOTS of time.

Do you shower in the mornings or in the evenings?

Mornings
Evenings
Shower? What's that?

Have you ever gotten yelled at from your boss because of your tardiness?

It's part of my daily routine
Once and I learned my lesson! It will NEVER happen again!
Never

Do you use an alarm clock to wake up?

I use MULTIPLE alarms to wake up actually.
When my body says it's time to wake up, that's when I wake up. I'm my own alarm.
Who doesn't use one? Of course I do.

Have you ever been hung-over?

Yes
No
Not on purpose...

Are you good at making up excuses?

Terrible at it!
I'm a pro. I should be given an award.

Are you good with directions?

I'm like a man when he is driving. Never ask for them, don't need them. I know where I am going.
I follow all directions step by step and to the letter
I can follow them though I would not say I'm the BEST with them

Are you sick often?

No
Yes
No more or less them an average person

Do you wear a watch or keep something that keeps track of time on your person at all times?

Watch on my left wrist
Watch on my right wrist
Pocket watch. Yeah, that's right. I'm classy.
I use the clock on my phone
Nope