It's Shakespeare... we can't really start thing quiz and other why beside the obvious here. Is your life a comedy or a tragedy?

Comedy
Tragedy

While we are still early in the quiz, let's get this out of the way now. Color question time! What color is your favorite?

Blue
Red
Yellow
Green
Purple
Orange
White
Black
Brown
Pink

Which, of the following, is most important to you?

Love
Money
Freedom
Family
Revenge
Power

Aww, love. Love is great... isn't it?

Yes, love is the best thing in the world
Yes, love it pretty super
I guess love is pretty neat
No, love has left me empty and scorned... I hate love
No, I don't believe in love

What attribute are you most well known for?

Cunning mind
Sence of humor
Temper
Money
Apperance
Ability to love everyone and everything around me

Are you misunderstood by everyone around you?

Indeed. No one at ALL understands me!
No, I'm like an open book. What people see is what you get.

Oh crap someone wants you dead. Don't you hate when that happens? Why do they most likely want you six feet under?

I owe them money that I will likely never pay them back.
It's not something I did, it's something someone ELSE did and by association, now they want me dead as well.
They want something I have and can't get it until I'm dead.
Eye for and eye. Enough said.
I have betrayed them and their trust.
I am a @*#)%(! jerk. Who DOESN'T want me dead is the better question here.

How will people remember you when you are gone?

I had an amazing sense of humor
My kind of terrible personality
That one time... when I did that totally CRAZY thing... oh yeah, you know what I'm talking about
I was a good parent to my children
The way I ruled with a harsh hand. BOW BEFORE ME!
I was that crazy friend everyone always talks about how crazy they were, that's my legacy

Why do people love you?

They don't know why really, they just DO.
I'm so smart they could kiss me.
They use to love me, but not so much anymore.
I'm just so darn pretty.
Simple... people DON'T love me. End.

Why do people love to hate you?

I'm too mischievous for my own good
Because I hate them
I lie to them, a lot
I try to control their lives
I don't know why! Why will no one tell me WHY!?
I am standing in their way
I have what they want and they are totally jealous of me
Guess what, I killed their loved ones. I'M A JERK.

How would you most like to die?

Natural causes please
In a painful way. BRING IT ON! I can take it!
Old Age
Something painless and quick
In glorious battle!
You can't kill me. I'm immortal! *Stab* Oh... crap... *dead*

Happy ending for...?

Everyone
Everyone but YOU
Only a few people
Only a few people... that didn't even really matter at ALL. Insult to injury.
No one at all. There is no such thing as a happy ending. Unless you are in a massage parlor. Oh yeah, I went there.