What is your fail stripper name?
The movie "Magic Mike" has sparked a stripper FEVER. So of course, YNIN will now ride this stripper wave all the way to the quiz bank. Enjoy!
Are you a male or female?
Male
Female
What is the reason you have resorted to making a living stripping?
Paying my way through medical school
Can't get a job anywhere else
I have mouths to feed and the rent is due
I'm just making money shaking my money maker
Why strip? Why NOT?
What song (of the following) are you most likely to dance to? And yes, we mean THAT kind of dancing.
"Sweet Dreams" - Marilyn Manson
"I Kissed a Girl" - Katy Perry
"Sex and Candy" - Marcy's Playground
"Pour Some Sugar on Me" - Def Leppard
"SexyBack" - Justin Timberlake
"Candy Shop" - 50 Cent
"Teeth" - Lady Gaga
"Slave 4 U" - Britney Spears
"You Can Leave Your Hat On" - Joe Cocker
"Sweet Dreams" - Eurythmics
Which of the following best describes the outfit you would most likely wear?
Generic yet sexy
Cute and flirty
Sexy authority figure
Giddy up!
Barely there
Classy
Leather
Spandex
SPARKLES and GLITTER
One word... tassels
What is the color of your outfit?
Red
Yellow
Orange
Green
Aqua
Blue
Purple
Pink
Black
White
When the night is over and you are counting your haul, the majority of the bills you are pulling from your thong are...
Singles
Fives
Twenties
Benjamin's
Credit Card Receipts
How many "regular admirers" do you have?
None
1
2-3
4-5
6+
Are you available for a private dance?
Never
Always
If the price is high enough
Is this or is this not the most tacky YNIN quiz to date?
Hands down, yes
Naw, I've seen worse